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Submitted by CaViE 824d ago | opinion piece

The Square Enix Quandary

Quote: "I’ve had Square Enix and their many newly acquired licenses penned as a possible column topic for a very long time; initially I held off on talking about the publisher because I wanted to see how games the likes of Hitman Absolution and Tomb Raider would perform. (Pretty damn well by the look of things.) And now that I know this, as I planned to write out the column, almost like clockwork we heard news that Square Enix president Yoichi Wada resigned following the lower-than-expected sales performances of their recent titles, namely Sleeping Dogs, Hitman Absolution and Tomb Raider.

What?

This is one of those moments when I want to delicately but purposefully tap my Caps Lock button and go wild for a few paragraphs, but I will restrain myself and try a more civil approach in 3… 2…

What the f!@#ing f!@#, you f!@#ed up f!@#ery f!@#ers? F!@#.

Lower than expected sales? What the f!@# were you selling, bro? Oxygen? " (Final Fantasy, Hitman: Absolution, Kingdom Hearts 3, Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 ReMIX, PC, PS3, Sleeping Dogs, Tomb Raider, Xbox 360)

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