"Super Smash Brothers Brawl adds piles of extras on top of an already beefy burger and the taste is backyard BBQ good. The addition of sticker collecting will throw some characters at you you thought long forgotten and CD stealing will have you banging your head to Nintentunes of old. Toss in assist trophies that help you lay your foes to waste and you'll see your opponents get run over by Excitebikes or getting a new asshole torn by Drilldozer! I don't plan to tire of this game anytime soon, in fact, I better go and get my fix RIGHT NOW. My only hot tip besides endorsing the game for president is find yourself a Gamecube controller if you know what's good for you. And Zero Suit Samus has some nice guns!"
-- Dustin Pena