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Submitted by Nostradavis 546d ago | article

Life Size Lara Croft Could Be Yours for $3,200

RipTen writers: "I enjoy events like PAX because I see all sorts of crazy things and that grants me the opportunity to ask off the wall questions. If you see a food court filled with a few hundred people and only four tables it’s perfectly fine to ask “why not go with two tables?” If you see a life size statue of Lara Croft outside the Square Enix booth for Tomb Raider it’s almost rude to not inquire “how much?” So, I did..." (Culture, PS3, Tomb Raider, Xbox 360)

NastyLeftHook0  +   546d ago | Funny
i could get 12 hookers, a limo and 12 months supply of whey protein powder( 12% bf) whey ftw! for the same price!

not worth it.
Nostradavis  +   546d ago
^^ That man needs more comment bubbles.
snake_eater  +   546d ago
lmao this
Myst  +   546d ago
Lmao! XD
VonBraunschweigg  +   546d ago
I was counting in hookers as well, then I read your comment=)

Here in Holland at an average of 50 bucks a window, one Lara equels 64 hootchies in all sizes and colours. Sorry Lara...
Derekvinyard13  +   546d ago
Lol
ThanatosDMC  +   545d ago
"Fleshlight not included" according to the box.
Stoletarts  +   546d ago
If I get beat up like that one day, I can only hope that my own lip gloss and eyeliner stay intact like that.
pissed999   546d ago | Offensive
N0S3LFESTEEM  +   546d ago
It doesn't look like you could have sex with it... definitely not worth the money.
HammadTheBeast  +   546d ago
I dunno, a power drill and some time, maybe a couple of internet purchases and you'd be on to something..
RustedMan  +   546d ago
all it takes, like you said, is a trip to Home Depot to pick up the tools and hardware, and a nondescript delivery with little to no labeling on the package, protecting the bubble wrapped fleshlight inside.
blackberty  +   546d ago
whoever buys it will cover it in semen
AmkOwns  +   546d ago
whoever buys it will drill holes
KillrateOmega  +   546d ago
Life-size Lara Croft statue:
For the man who has always wanted to jizz on Lara's face without having to wipe off his screen every time...
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