Splitkick: I think I’ve been spending too much time playing games that came out within the last 20 years, so in honor of the holiday season I’ve decided to go retro.
Bandit Kings of Ancient China is a Koei game, made before they became the Dynasty Warriors company. The story is something along the lines of:
The government has been taken over by some dick name “Evil Gao Qiu” and he’s out douching the place all up. You are some kind of outlaw, exiled for crimes against the regime. It’s your job to remove “Evil Gao Qiu” from office and restore the Emperor to power. In the process you’re going to get a lot of people killed and burn down a bunch of shit. Oh wait, there’s other bandits that have the same goal, why not work together? I don’t know why not but they will be trying to kill you too. You need bandit underlings to help get the job done, so set up your own illegitimate government and cause some havok!