Submitted by NorbertJr 766d ago | opinion piece

A Review of SimCity by Someone Who Has Never Played SimCity

SimCity has been getting a lot of buzz lately. So much that I decided to review it. Why? So I can get some sweet, sweet, SEO visits. Either that or I had nothing else to write about this week. Doesn’t really matter. Now, as my two and a half long time readers know, I despise EA and promised not to buy any of their games. You’ll also know that I’m not entirely fond of wanton pirating. So what’s my solution? I review the game without playing it. I know, it sounds crazy. But so did that homeless man and if I didn’t listen to him I wouldn’t have this cool crashed satellite.

Disclaimer: In case you haven’t figured it out, this is just a joke article for fun, and should not be taken seriously. It’s a bit of an experiment, so this article may or may not be crap. (EA, PC, SimCity)

violents  +   765d ago
Not really a review but funny, and I agree, dont give EA any money!!!

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