OXM - The life of a games journalist is often a hard one. For every negligible perk, such as being paid to sit on your arse all day, writing about videogames and/or playing them, there's a crushing downside. Publishers refusing to allow wild animals on the premises, for instance. Having to get up to adjust the window blinds when the sun moves round. Developers making a mockery of your elegantly worded questions with their stupid fact-based answers.