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In The First Minutes Of Tomb Raider, Lara Sticks Stuff up Her Tomb

GG3 picks up an unintentional quirk in the reboot of Tomb Raider. This rendition that wants to cling to more realism must've flaked when it realized it had no item storage space. Luckily necessity is the mother of invention.

Cupid_Viper_34067d ago

A little disrespectful if you ask me, as plenty of other games do the same thing with male characters and no one has ever said anything about it really.

I guess no other would want people to know that they couldn't keep their eyes off Old Snake's ass in MSG4, as that dude was carrying was carrying enough rations on him to rival your local convenience store. Where does he keep those cardboxes, and that drum barrel that he rolls around in sometimes? hmmm?

Cmon guys, a little more class...

FriedGoat4067d ago

The cardboard box is clearly foldable.

Cupid_Viper_34067d ago

I'm really unsure if you're being sarcastic or not actually, I hope you are, lol.

have you ever seen what a folded cardboard box of the same size looks like?

GrandTheftZamboni4067d ago (Edited 4067d ago )

I hope they let us have bigger inventory in the game as Lara can obviously carry twice as many items as Snake.

fluffydelusions4067d ago

So is the author 8 or 9 years old?

Mounce4066d ago

It's like one of those kids who tell themselves that they're adults now due to their age #, but they act like children and giggle about childish things that at most is a bloody common thing in games. Infinite pocket-space and things like HMM, WHERE DOES SOLID SNAKE PULL OUT ALL THESE GUNS FROM?! HIS ASSSSSSSSS?!/111 No.

Just like his Bandana can give him infinite ammo or Gordon Freeman can carry over 15 different weapons ontop of a crowbar and rocket launcher.

but WHOAOaooaAaA because a FEMALE DOES IT! She clearly didn't shove it in her Void-sized pockets/pouches, lets get giggly with it and say we shoved it up her v**ina.

To the guy who made this article? Clearly, Grow the fuck up :/

SilentNegotiator4066d ago (Edited 4066d ago )

"WHERE DOES SOLID SNAKE PULL OUT ALL THESE GUNS FROM?! HIS ASSSSSSSSS?!/111"

Yes. That's why he wears tights. With a butt fly.

I'm pretty sure someone has made a joke about magically disappearing weapons going up a male character's butt. But hey, don't let me stop the high horse club from turning this into a sexism issue.

xxLuckyStrike4066d ago

Perfect example of the type of garbage commonly approved by N4G. The land where opinion, rumor and trolling articles are hotter topics than actual game news. This place is in dire need of a new system. But hey Think I'll start a rumor and post it here and watch the fanboys and trolls have at it. Now thats HOT

nveenio4066d ago

I think everyone should have less of a problem with the guy who wrote this article, and more of a problem with the people who approved it.

LAWSON724066d ago

Old snakes ass reference wow post of the day.

Mounce4066d ago

@sunnygrg

That image and thus showing Old Snakes' ass has scarred me for life.

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profgerbik4067d ago (Edited 4067d ago )

Site messed up and posted twice.. I was just editing dunno what happened forgive the double post.

profgerbik4067d ago (Edited 4067d ago )

Just because it is a female.. How immature. Tons of games do the same crap but no let's just joke about her shoving objects up her vagina..

Funny I can be banned from this site for saying stuff like this and actually have been before yet this is approved..?

Daavpuke4067d ago

"Just because it is a female" - Weird you would state that and then not justify the differentiating reason. Also, you'll want to change "it" to "this person/character/etc" if you want to refer to a human third party. Females are not in the "it" range; they're people.

matgrowcott4067d ago

"Females are not in the "it" range; they're people."

Dear lord, Sir. If you start saying things like that, they'll want the vote. It's a slippery slope - A SLIPPERY SLOPE.

Cryptcuzz4067d ago

I agree with everything you are saying but that is such a trivial thing to put him on blast for.

Sure its frowned upon to refer someone as an it, but did you think for once that English might not be his native language?

If he had said what he said and meant to refer females as an it, then sure be mad, but we don't know that for a fact.

I think we shouldn't be so sensitive about things like this since its the internet, on a gaming website and not some politically correct debate of worldwide importance.

This article is doing this for sh"ts and giggles and I'm kinda offended since I like Lara as a character and the new games is sweet.

In knowing that, I don't have the time to be mad about every little article that is either trolling, doing it for fun, flame baiting etc.

We cannot change what anyone does with their time. We can only choose to either participate, do something else, or ignore the type next time around.

Cheers.

KillrateOmega4067d ago (Edited 4067d ago )

Is this really something that you're gonna put him on blast for? Chill out, bro. I'm sure he meant nothing by it. Jeez...

Hicken4066d ago

So you're perfectly fine with submitting- and likely WRITING- an article that can only exist because of juvenile immaturity, but can't cut somebody slack on what is most likely just an error in writing?

Nice...

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Tomb Raider I, II, III Remastered Review – To The Freezer ⏐ Nerdy Bird Games

Tomb Raider I, II, III Remastered is available now on PC, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4 and 5, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X/S. Lara Croft is back in a classic remaster of the original PlayStation 1 hit title. Is the remaster any good though?

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The Best Tomb Raider Games Ranked

We've gone on many adventures with Lara Croft. With another reboot in the making, Wealth of Geeks felt it was a good time to go down the nostalgia rabbit hole and remember the best of those tomb-raiding thrills.

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Sonic188160d ago (Edited 60d ago )

I do agree that Tomb Raider Angel of Darkness was the worse one 😂 I remember playing some of it and I took it back. That game was just awful in every way. I bought it used at gamestop and glad they had that 7 day return policy for used games 😂

Pyrofire9560d ago

Would it be worth saying why?

ZeekQuattro59d ago

Simple. He's been hating on the Tomb Raider reboots for years. I can't imagine seeing them at the top of a best TR game list let alone being on the list in general sitting well with him because of it.

-Foxtrot59d ago

Zeek

“Hating”

No no, just pointing out how TR mutated into a generic action adventure game losing the appeal of what it once was when it was more about puzzles and platforming over going Rambo, slaughtering waves of enemies

But hey, continue being a dick and speaking about me like I’m not going to see the comment.

MeatyUrologist59d ago

Foxtrot, I'm curious if you have played the most recent games. Sure the 2013 reboot was hugely focused on combat, but each follow up became less and less about combat to the point where outside of a few large scale story missions I don't even remember combat being a part of shadow of the tomb raider. Shadow was so puzzle focused it actually was a bit much for me and I love the TR puzzles.

I still feel like Rise was the best of the series and I was a huge fan of the originals. To me it struck the perfect balance of exploration, platforming, puzzles, and combat. Not saying your opinion is wrong I'm just curious what you think they should have done different. Games do need to evolve somewhat to stay relevant. Would you prefer small linear jumping platform levels like the original?

RavenWolfx60d ago

I would agree Rise for 1 and the reboot as 2. Shadow is a bit high, though.

Sonic188160d ago (Edited 60d ago )

I think Shadow wasn't even develop by crystal dynamics. I thought it was the worse in the new trilogy

Pyrofire9560d ago

That's right. Shadow was developed by Eidos Montreal who who went and made Marvels Guardians of the Galaxy next. (Great game)
Meanwhile after Rise of the Tomb Raider, Crystal Dynamics made Marvels Avengers. (bad game)

MeatyUrologist59d ago

Agrees. First two are correct but Shadow should be around 5-6.

terstomp59d ago

For me, Legend should be alot higher (along with the other two ). Shadow, I enjoyed it, but has too much has fluff, as modern games tend to do. Playing the remastered series, and apart from the controls, is very good.

jznrpg59d ago

I really enjoyed the first 2 games, Legend and the first of the reboots and the rest I didn’t get into so I never finished.

robtion59d ago

Completely subjective list. I really liked Underworld, I preferred Lara's design. That said I loved the horror/uncharted feel of the reboot. I think all the TR games have strengths and weaknesses. None are objectively better in every way.

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