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In The First Minutes Of Tomb Raider, Lara Sticks Stuff up Her Tomb

GG3 picks up an unintentional quirk in the reboot of Tomb Raider. This rendition that wants to cling to more realism must've flaked when it realized it had no item storage space. Luckily necessity is the mother of invention.

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Cupid_Viper_31240d ago

A little disrespectful if you ask me, as plenty of other games do the same thing with male characters and no one has ever said anything about it really.

I guess no other would want people to know that they couldn't keep their eyes off Old Snake's ass in MSG4, as that dude was carrying was carrying enough rations on him to rival your local convenience store. Where does he keep those cardboxes, and that drum barrel that he rolls around in sometimes? hmmm?

Cmon guys, a little more class...

FriedGoat1240d ago

The cardboard box is clearly foldable.

Cupid_Viper_31240d ago

I'm really unsure if you're being sarcastic or not actually, I hope you are, lol.

have you ever seen what a folded cardboard box of the same size looks like?

GrandTheftZamboni1240d ago (Edited 1240d ago )

I hope they let us have bigger inventory in the game as Lara can obviously carry twice as many items as Snake.

fluffydelusions1240d ago

So is the author 8 or 9 years old?

Mounce1240d ago

It's like one of those kids who tell themselves that they're adults now due to their age #, but they act like children and giggle about childish things that at most is a bloody common thing in games. Infinite pocket-space and things like HMM, WHERE DOES SOLID SNAKE PULL OUT ALL THESE GUNS FROM?! HIS ASSSSSSSSS?!/111 No.

Just like his Bandana can give him infinite ammo or Gordon Freeman can carry over 15 different weapons ontop of a crowbar and rocket launcher.

but WHOAOaooaAaA because a FEMALE DOES IT! She clearly didn't shove it in her Void-sized pockets/pouches, lets get giggly with it and say we shoved it up her v**ina.

To the guy who made this article? Clearly, Grow the fuck up :/

SilentNegotiator1240d ago (Edited 1240d ago )

"WHERE DOES SOLID SNAKE PULL OUT ALL THESE GUNS FROM?! HIS ASSSSSSSSS?!/111"

Yes. That's why he wears tights. With a butt fly.

I'm pretty sure someone has made a joke about magically disappearing weapons going up a male character's butt. But hey, don't let me stop the high horse club from turning this into a sexism issue.

xxLuckyStrike1240d ago

Perfect example of the type of garbage commonly approved by N4G. The land where opinion, rumor and trolling articles are hotter topics than actual game news. This place is in dire need of a new system. But hey Think I'll start a rumor and post it here and watch the fanboys and trolls have at it. Now thats HOT

inveni01240d ago

I think everyone should have less of a problem with the guy who wrote this article, and more of a problem with the people who approved it.

LAWSON721240d ago

Old snakes ass reference wow post of the day.

Mounce1239d ago

@sunnygrg

That image and thus showing Old Snakes' ass has scarred me for life.

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profgerbik1240d ago (Edited 1240d ago )

Site messed up and posted twice.. I was just editing dunno what happened forgive the double post.

profgerbik1240d ago (Edited 1240d ago )

Just because it is a female.. How immature. Tons of games do the same crap but no let's just joke about her shoving objects up her vagina..

Funny I can be banned from this site for saying stuff like this and actually have been before yet this is approved..?

Daavpuke1240d ago

"Just because it is a female" - Weird you would state that and then not justify the differentiating reason. Also, you'll want to change "it" to "this person/character/etc" if you want to refer to a human third party. Females are not in the "it" range; they're people.

matgrowcott1240d ago

"Females are not in the "it" range; they're people."

Dear lord, Sir. If you start saying things like that, they'll want the vote. It's a slippery slope - A SLIPPERY SLOPE.

Cryptcuzz1240d ago

I agree with everything you are saying but that is such a trivial thing to put him on blast for.

Sure its frowned upon to refer someone as an it, but did you think for once that English might not be his native language?

If he had said what he said and meant to refer females as an it, then sure be mad, but we don't know that for a fact.

I think we shouldn't be so sensitive about things like this since its the internet, on a gaming website and not some politically correct debate of worldwide importance.

This article is doing this for sh"ts and giggles and I'm kinda offended since I like Lara as a character and the new games is sweet.

In knowing that, I don't have the time to be mad about every little article that is either trolling, doing it for fun, flame baiting etc.

We cannot change what anyone does with their time. We can only choose to either participate, do something else, or ignore the type next time around.

Cheers.

KillrateOmega1240d ago (Edited 1240d ago )

Is this really something that you're gonna put him on blast for? Chill out, bro. I'm sure he meant nothing by it. Jeez...

Hicken1240d ago

So you're perfectly fine with submitting- and likely WRITING- an article that can only exist because of juvenile immaturity, but can't cut somebody slack on what is most likely just an error in writing?

Nice...

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