Complex - Sex crimes are no laughing matter, but sometimes it's hard to argue with the fact that some people possess the creepy physical attributes of what we imagine sex offenders to be. Video game characters are no exception either. Imagine being locked up with Marcus Fenix from Gears of War or being trapped on a dead end street with Ken Rosenberg from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Not a pleasant thought is it? There's no doubt that these characters would fit perfectly on any neighborhood watch list.