Modern Zorker writes, "Welcome back to Wacky Wednesday, where we ask the all-important question: “What the F&@!?” Today we’re looking at an accessory destined to rock the gaming world, to ensure that you dominated each and every alien invader, koopa troopa, and loathsome Communist oppressor who crossed your path. We love it. It’s so bad. And it’s not the Power Glove. It’s the Thumb Master!"