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Submitted by Doorfink 735d ago | article

Help Me Help You Hate Your Children

Do you hear muffled shouting buzzing through the walls of your child’s room? Do you identify their continued safety by the light of the television shining from the crack underneath their door, or the steady thrum of gunfire blaring out of their speakers? Is your interaction with them limited to requests for snacks and screams when you pry the controller from their hands? Chances are your kid is an asshole. (Culture)

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