In Peter Parrish's first StarDrive campaign he angers the space mafia, annoys a strange alien race who enslave adorable space owls and look like upside-down Portal turrets, then spends considerable time designing a space warship which proves about as effective as a paper truck with a revolver glued to the wing-mirror.
Humanity is clearly to blame, because he gets on much better as a race of giant plants.
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