Edwin Evans-Thirlwell: ''Woe unto the republic. Woe also unto people who like picking up cars and throwing them at each over, after first carefully covering those cars with limpet mines. Crackdown 2 developer Ruffian Games is not, it seems, working on Crackdown 3.
The developer's hotly speculated-upon latest is, in fact, Tribal Towers - release and gameplay details are still to come. "I know, I know it's as shocking as finding out your favourite Lasagne is chock-a-block with Red Rum's offspring," reads a post by Billy Thomson on the official site. "The thing is it's simply not an offer that's on our production table right now, so rather than dwell on this lets get back to the real story here.''