Submitted by pixlbit 962d ago | review

PixlBit's Ah! Heaven Review

PixlBit | "Boy, since jumping in video games is a lot of fun, it’s gotta be really great to play a whole game that lets you just jump, jump, jump all the way to Heaven! Ducking? Pshhhhh. Shooting? Lame. Variety? Pass. All we want is that sweet, sweet jumping! These and other idiotic statements must have been scrawled down during some malformed focus group of imbeciles when the developers of Ah! Heaven were doing preliminary planning for their amazingly boring platformer." (Ah! Heaven, Nintendo DS) 1.5/5

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