Latest Dead or Alive 5 Patch Brings Enhanced Boob Control

Brian Ashcraft: ''Just because Team Ninja, the developers behind Dead or Alive, are all out of fucks to give about releasing hyper-sexualized games, that doesn't mean they're not updating Dead or Alive 5. The latest update sneaks in, wait for it, a breast jiggling Easter Egg. Shocking!''

[Merrill]

Keep up the good work/journalism Kraptaku.

On a side not, the video of the boobs jiggling is hilarious.

I still voted down Kotaku, as should you.

[hay]

It's like an additional move for each female character, you just shake those jugs to stun male friend in versus and then follow up with a combo.

[sarshelyam]

I've been waiting for this inevitable release...seriously guys...physics! It's science, and also...MATHEMATICAL!

[KillrateOmega]

Good 'ol boobs :)

[nugnugs]

Loverly.

[Tonester925]

sad

[Enigma_2099]

It's Dead or Alive. Anybody really surprised?

[contradictory]

it's Dead or Alive... boobs are bound to be jiggly at some point

[Tzunoy]

yeah in a fighting game all that counts are boobs. no wonder gaming goes down day by day

[BuffMordecai]

Whiny bitch detected, I bet you haven't even played the game.

[XeNoStRatoS]

AWESOME I need to update ASAP xD