Brian Ashcraft: ''Just because Team Ninja, the developers behind Dead or Alive, are all out of fucks to give about releasing hyper-sexualized games, that doesn't mean they're not updating Dead or Alive 5. The latest update sneaks in, wait for it, a breast jiggling Easter Egg. Shocking!''
On a side not, the video of the boobs jiggling is hilarious.
I still voted down Kotaku, as should you.