Submitted by linkkjm 1016d ago | opinion piece

The 15 Biggest Douchebags of Gaming

That one guy nobody likes. He stars in almost every major game. Which are the worst of them all? (Crash Bandicoot: Warped, PC, PS2, PS3, Retro, Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!, The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, Xbox, Xbox 360)

linkkjm  +   1016d ago
Zero, Easily Number 1
TheSuperior  +   1016d ago
Johnny Cage... What a duchebag.
knifefight  +   1016d ago
He hits below the belt.
shutUpAndTakeMyMoney  +   1016d ago
Master Chief? He doesn't even talk to anyone what a douche.. Not even a "Hey" or "thanks". Until now of course.

Mario always allow peach to get kidnapped I am starting to think the sick bastard likes it.

Kratos is well Kratos. He mad.
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j-blaze  +   1011d ago
also, every character in GTA4, NT's DmC, Uncharted and ND team imo
pr0t0typeknuckles  +   1016d ago
im taking you out, im taking you out, im taking you out, and im taking you out to dinner,LMAO
mochachino  +   1016d ago
1. 90% of game journalists/bloggers.
2. 70% of dedicated online MP gamers.
3. Patcher and Molyneux.
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Burackus  +   1016d ago
nicely put
Sony360  +   1016d ago
4. People who comment on N4G.
THESHAUNZY  +   1016d ago
Skull Kid Majora's Mask
Pozzle  +   1016d ago
Exactly! He's a much bigger douche than Tingle. Tingle's weird, but at least he's helpful. But Skull Kid just wants to destroy the world because his friends left him. Douche.
Reverent  +   1016d ago
His friends didn't even leave him, he left them! What a douche.
NegativeCreepWA  +   1016d ago
The adoring fan. I left him on the tallest mountain in the game.

I hate that damn dog!
Reverent  +   1016d ago
Too bad you can't Fus Ro Dah in Oblivion ;)
My_Name_BTW_Is_Dante  +   1016d ago
So they put Duke Nukem as the picture but he's not even listed in the article? Fail.
Yodagamer  +   1016d ago
Well the picture is selected by the person who posted it XD, i'd say the poster is trying to tell us something about his opinion on duke nukem.
Reverent  +   1016d ago
I would have to say, without a doubt, Duke Nukem is by far the biggest douche in gaming. So I think the decision for the picture is very justifiable.

Anyways, as for the article itself, some of the choices I agree with, but most of them are completely stupid that could easily be replaced by much, much better options.
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Ducky  +   1016d ago
... That one guy in Black and White.

You know the one I'm talking about.
...That little immortal douchebag.
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Lone_Man  +   1016d ago
the most shittiest charater is the son of a goku the adoring fan...
flappersack  +   1016d ago
Where is Killzone's Rico?
talisker  +   1016d ago
Nobody mentioned Pachter, Cliffy, Crytek PR department?
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Reverent  +   1016d ago
You know, I gave you a disagree without really thinking much into it... But you're right, about Crytek anyways. Those guys are talented as hell, but they are some of the biggest douche bags out there.

So just pretend one of those disagrees is an agree lol.
M-M  +   1016d ago
People who make fast paced shooters slow, campers.
ElementX  +   1016d ago
I always thought Kratos was a d-bag for killing those innocent people
Droid Control  +   1016d ago
Master Chief.

Never removes his helmet when he enters a building. Impolite I say.
stage88  +   1016d ago
The greasy, slimy Microsoft E3 presenter who's been doing it for a few years. His name escapes me but he seems like a smug douchebag. He also looks like one of those dodgy used car dealers.
josephayal  +   1016d ago
Picnic  +   1016d ago
Alan Wake. Take some Fake Bake. Eat some cake and some steak, you look like a rake. Make like a tree and throw yourself in the lake for everybody's sake.
Picnic  +   1016d ago
Only joking. I've never played Alan Wake as I only have a PS3, what I've seen of it suggests that it's at least a promising start with some pretty graphics and I love Remedy. Max Payne was a genius series in the time that they made games for it.
JamieL  +   1016d ago
Or maybe Kratos, one of those Greek hoes, known for crushing heads and throwing elbows, killing all alike, his family, and his foe's, you know how it goes, crushing fools like Cheetos, all cool on my ranch like Doritos’s.
Jakens  +   1016d ago
To name a few.

Naughty Bear: Douchebag!
Sheva Alomar (RE5): Douchebag!
THOR: Douchebag!
Spider-man: Douchebag!
Voice over (Ridge Racer): Douchebag!
Sergeant Shane Carpenter (Haze): Douchebag!
Frank West (Dead Rising): Douchebag!
Sonic: Douchebag!
Kane & Lynch: Douchebag!
TheGrimBunny  +   1016d ago
lol, this is great!
Tzuno  +   1016d ago
i can name 3: tretton, kotick and reggie
KingKevo  +   1016d ago
Well written and funny article. Really cool. And I have to agree with every single one from the games I have played. Especially Zero, Blue Shells (that always hit me when I'm close to an edge or in front of a trap , and all the FPS douchebags, gosh I hate them. Thanks for the mute option though, whoever came up with it, have a great life sir.
PurpHerbison  +   1016d ago
While I agree with the FPS part, the League of Legends community is way worse!
linkkjm  +   1015d ago
I gotta agree with you on that.
GUYwhoPLAYSvideoGAME  +   1015d ago
whatever character i happen to be playing as in any open world game
JeepGamer  +   1015d ago
I'd like to throw in the PVP server community from every MMO I ever played.
abandonship  +   1015d ago
what about Mud in the first Gothic? he is like adoring fan's predecessor

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