So it’s that romantic and expensive time of year again where everything is covered in flowers and glittery hearts of pink and red. Where tons of heart shaped boxes of chocolate line the shelves of every store making “death by chocolate” seem like a real possibility. Where terrible chalky heart candies with corny sayings are practically shoved down our throats. Where little winged babies in nothing but a diaper fly around with bows and arrows… actually this sounds really dangerous. Who thought giving babies weapons was safe in the first place? Speaking of dangerous, no amount of cute chubby cherubs will save you from the anger of a woman with a bad Valentine’s Day gift. But never fear! I am here to help you avoid that natural disaster and put a big smile on that geeky gamer girl in your life.