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Submitted by X-Factor 750d ago | opinion piece

Far Cry 3 Made Me Do It

When Far Cry 3 gave me the choice of titty-twisting my enemies or fanning them with a broom, my inner man-child rejoiced. For some, this gameplay might seem childish. For me, I say we need more. Maturity is stifling. Breathe some fresh air.

Titty-twist a noob. (Far Cry 3, PC, PS3, Xbox 360)

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