Unwinnable - Borderlands 2‘s Handsome Jack is an asshole. And by “asshole,” I mean grade-A, certifiable nutjob with a face and a vernacular only a sociopath could love. Naturally, my friends adore him. I do, too. It’s hard to be anything but enamored of a guy who can, in a single breath, comment disdainfully on pretzels and your probable doom-and-diamond-encrusted ponies. If I had to pick a favorite videogame villain, it would be him.