Submitted by shaneryanTB 973d ago | preview

The Showdown Effect – early beta impressions

Shane Ryan, Thunderbolt writes:
Consider that a divorce, quips Bruce McClone as he blows away his latest enemy in a hail of chaingun fire. One hundred rounds to each man. A reasonable amount, you’d agree. McClone is an Austrian immigrant in America whose identify has been stolen. He needs to get it back ‘80s style and return to his day job as a kindergarten teacher. A spectacular and cheesy guitar riff sores in as it boils down to a final showdown between our hero and his nemesis. With the surrounding environment left in tatters and McClone standing victorious, dressed in a red shirt gifted to him by the CIA for pushing too many pencils, he strolls into the sunset and shouts, see you at the party. Welcome to The Showdown Effect. (PC, The Showdown Effect)

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