'While I’m not a Hitman aficionado, I’ve dabbled in contract killing a time or two. My usual M.O. is to bungle each and every objective, get spotted a million times over whether I’m dressed as a security guard, a chef, or a clown, and complete my mission by slaughtering everyone within the reach of my bullets. I’m not very silent, but I’ve got the assassin part down pat. Want me to kill that millionaire? Consider him dead, along with goddamn everyone.'