Sim-plicity: I am a naked Hugh Hefner

PC Gamer - Quick history lesson for you youngsters reading this: Hugh Hefner is a wealthy publisher who made his fortune founding a men’s magazine called Playboy that featured pictures of nude women. For even younger youngsters: magazines were these things made of paper that people bought when they wanted to look at pictures of nude women before the Internet was invented and filled with pictures of nude women. And, for those of you so young you haven’t been born yet, the Internet was a thing we used for looking at pictures of nude women before the images were holo-beamed straight into our cranial implants from the pornography satellite orbiting Jupiter.

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