110°
Submitted by Citizen_King 883d ago | article

What If You Met A Console At A Party?

GOS: "It’s Friday night, and you just got paid. Instead of a night of gaming you decide to attend a party. You walk into the front door and all of sudden you see video game consoles among the crowd. After the shock of human-sized consoles holding drinks subsides, you walk over to mingle with them wondering what kind of personality they would have.

Warning: The following was conceived out of pure fun. If the following consoles come across like someone you wouldn't want to share a beer with, then you aren't intoxicated enough." (Culture, PC, PS3, Wii U, Xbox 360)

sdozzo  +   883d ago
If I met PS3 at a party... GhB. You know it.
ScytheX3  +   883d ago
nintendo would be the pansy who will try to kick it with the rest but whose weenie ass character will surface soon enough, while sony and microsoft would be doggin each other being from different gangs =p and the og sega would just be chilling in a chair dealing drugs too all 3 others, with random other consoles chilling about =p lol
#2 (Edited 883d ago ) | Agree(1) | Disagree(7) | Report | Reply
aliengmr  +   883d ago
Did you just use the word "weenie"... Deliberately?
#2.1 (Edited 883d ago ) | Agree(0) | Disagree(1) | Report | Reply
live2play  +   883d ago
xbox would be the drunk slut who will get with anyone in the party just to get attention

ps3 would be the hot one who doesnt talk to nerds just the "cool" kids

wiiu would be the cute silent girl at the party who got dragged there by her more outgoing friends
thebudgetgamer  +   883d ago
I would say, show me your analog sticks.
kingPoS  +   883d ago
Hhaha ps2 sticks were always so easy to beat up. The rubber wore down quick on those ones.
#4.1 (Edited 883d ago ) | Agree(0) | Disagree(0) | Report | Reply
EIJIANUMA   883d ago | Spam

Add comment

You need to be registered to add comments. Register here or login
Remember
New stories
30°

Batman Arkham Knight Review - GamesReviews

35m ago - From GamesReviews: "After playing through the entire main story line and about 8 hours of extras... | PC
40°

Review: Karous: The Beast of Re-Eden- Mediocre Shmup - Gaming Boulevard

36m ago - The guys of Gaming Boulevard deliver their review of Karous: The Beast of Re-Eden on 3DS | 3DS
Ad

Light Fall Preview

Now - I’m the type of fella that often sticks with playing games in or past their official 1.0 form. In the case of assessing that kind of work, it’s eas... | Promoted post
40°

F1 2015: Singapore wet weather, no assists PS4 gameplay

1h ago - Team VVV writes: "Our second F1 2015 gameplay video on the Playstation 4 showcases some pro drivi... | PC
20°

Batman: Arkham Knight (PC) review: Holy squandered potential, Batman | PC World

2h ago - PC World: The thing about Arkham Knight, about reviewing Arkham Knight, is I didn’t even hate the... | PC
30°

Batman Arkham Knight Review - Make it Wayne | Lazygamer

2h ago - Reinvigorated and ready for the ultimate fight to save Gotham City, Rocksteady's Batman is going... | PC