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Submitted by Citizen_King 660d ago | article

What If You Met A Console At A Party?

GOS: "It’s Friday night, and you just got paid. Instead of a night of gaming you decide to attend a party. You walk into the front door and all of sudden you see video game consoles among the crowd. After the shock of human-sized consoles holding drinks subsides, you walk over to mingle with them wondering what kind of personality they would have.

Warning: The following was conceived out of pure fun. If the following consoles come across like someone you wouldn't want to share a beer with, then you aren't intoxicated enough." (Culture, PC, PS3, Wii U, Xbox 360)

sdozzo  +   660d ago
If I met PS3 at a party... GhB. You know it.
ScytheX3  +   660d ago
nintendo would be the pansy who will try to kick it with the rest but whose weenie ass character will surface soon enough, while sony and microsoft would be doggin each other being from different gangs =p and the og sega would just be chilling in a chair dealing drugs too all 3 others, with random other consoles chilling about =p lol
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aliengmr  +   660d ago
Did you just use the word "weenie"... Deliberately?
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live2play  +   660d ago
xbox would be the drunk slut who will get with anyone in the party just to get attention

ps3 would be the hot one who doesnt talk to nerds just the "cool" kids

wiiu would be the cute silent girl at the party who got dragged there by her more outgoing friends
thebudgetgamer  +   660d ago
I would say, show me your analog sticks.
kingPoS  +   660d ago
Hhaha ps2 sticks were always so easy to beat up. The rubber wore down quick on those ones.
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