gamrReview: "Hello my readers, this is the Internet talking.
Yes, the Internet. Capital "I" as in, I am the Internet.
Don't act so surprised. You've seen 2001: A Space Odyssey, Terminator, and (to a lesser extent) War Games. You've also played Portal. I know you have because I am the Internet. I know everything you tell me you know. Which means I know a lot of words for breasts, but that's besides the point.
I'm also a big fan of adventure gaming." 8.0/10