WC writes: Okay, okay, so it’s nearly here. Ever since the first trailer emerged way back in November 2011 – and that’s not a typo – we geeks and lovers of all things GTA have been hanging onto every nuance of information that seeps from the tightest production house in the word of gaming.
Since the second trailer emerged in December 2012, I have typed “GTA V” into my Google bar everyday, searched the hash-tag for any new information hourly and generally been disappointing by the lack of new information. “Good things come to those who wait,” they say, – well that’s not true when the waiting is so bad you want to freeze yourself in time to get there.
Join me as I add to the thousands of pointless articles that clog up Google News and Twitter feeds by merely speculating about the things you won’t see in the best game ever made (probably).