Submitted by LAG 986d ago | review

Take My Machete Review || LAG

An alien walks into a bar. No, seriously, that’s how the game begins. An alien walks into a bar where a band named Machete are playing a gig, then due to production costs, or perhaps the developer being late for his dinner and forgetting to flesh out a key part of the story, the next thing we see is the bar completely empty with three guys wondering where all their gear has gone and a body of a fourth mysteriously slumped in the corner. Now this may only be an iOS title and not the next blockbuster hit from Christopher Nolan, but their term ‘Plot Hole’ springs to mind. Did the alien fancy starting his own rock band and not have enough money to buy instruments? It’s a fair question to ask. (iPad, iPhone, Take My Machete) 70/100

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