The Last Salesman

With the only big news of the day being a PS4 rumor, Daily Reaction’s Seb and Dan refuse to do another PS4 DR that soon. Instead, we throw off the shackles of rationality and enjoy the mad life of Daily Randoming, with a short short story and whole new year of yearbookage.
-PSLS

[Foolsjoker]

This article could have used some Oxy Clean.

[doctorstrange]

To wash out my eyes

[TrendyGamers]

Really enjoyed the short story!

[ftwrthtx]

That was entertaining.

[dbjj12088]

N4G doesn't see a lot of original fiction, so I enjoyed that.

[doctorstrange]

I see a future in Stories4Gamers.com

[Timesplitter14]

is it wrong if at first I thought "mushrooms" were supposed to be dicks?

[doctorstrange]

There's nothing wrong with it, but you might want to tell your girlfriend why you're breaking up with her.

[Timesplitter14]

what's a girlfriend?

[doctorstrange]

It's what American Footballers pretend to have and then kill off for fame