MMGN: Tank! Tank! Tank! should never have left the arcade. I’d be happy to pay $1 for a turn, but it’s absolutely heinous that Namco Bandai has printed a disc and slapped a $70 price tag onto one of the worst games to launch alongside the Wii U. The only redeeming feature is the multiplayer, which is a blast in short sessions with friends and should have been fleshed out as its own standalone downloadable game. As it stands, Tank! Tank! Tank! is destined for the bottom of discount bins. Tanks, but no tanks.