10 things you need to know about: DmC Devil May Cry
With the re-imagined Devil May Cry hitting shelves today, let's look at the top 10 things which define this new reboot.
(DmC: Devil May Cry, PC, PS3, Xbox 360)
That it is a bastardization of a great series and is akin to throwing Master Chief in a power rangers suit and having him curse profusely because the old character just wasn't cool enough. Also dumbed down for casual morons who can button mash to victory, horrible story, etc.
Besides, there's only one thing you need to know about this game: It's so much fun, it's illegal.
You're going to jail.