BoR: This week Dan finds that what he previously believed to be his true calling as a mutant superhero crime fighter was little more than an impossible pipe dream as he barely fumbles his way through the first level of X-Men for the Genesis.
Failing this noble existence, he decides to take up arms as a fledgling sorcerer in the not-quite-so-classic Beware the Ultimate Evil of WARLOCK, and would you believe it – this turned out to be a far worse idea!