10°
Submitted by -Mezzo- 682d ago | article

Sim-plicity: I am a dockworker

PC Gamer - I’m excited to be playing Ports, a simulation about being a dockworker, because I actually know a little something about ports, what with my blue-collar background of having watched Season 2 of The Wire a couple times. Here’s what I know: dockworkers are also called stevedores and load and unload cargo containers that are also called cans that are sometimes used to smuggle drugs or prostitutes into the country at the behest of foreign men who are constantly sipping out of comically tiny coffee cups. Oh, and every time Ziggy appears onscreen you should fast-forward because who wants to listen to that annoying white-trash idiot carry on about his stupid duck? (PC)

Add comment

You need to be registered to add comments. Register here or login
Remember
New stories
40°

Firaxis teaches you how to create mods for Civilization: Beyond Earth

17m ago - Firaxis has released tutorial videos for creating mods in Civ: BE. | PC
20°

Across Age 2 - Guide, Cheats and Strategy Tips

27m ago - Across Age 2 Guide Cheats - Strategy Tips for Android iPhone Game Learn sword skills by meeting... | iPhone
40°

PSLS Versus – PS4 vs. Xbox One: One Year After, Who’s Winning?

27m ago - PSLS Versus – PS4 vs. Xbox One: One Year After, Who’s Winning? | PS4
20°

Total War: Attila Release Date Confirmed

27m ago - Total War: Attila, The Creative Assembly’s newest addition to the acclaimed Total War series, wil... | PC
Ad

Dragon Age: Inquisition (PS4) Review

Now - Drew sets out into the world of Dragon Age once again. | Promoted post
30°

Ionscape released on IOS and Google Play

28m ago - After a successful domestic launch at Norway’s largest gaming convention, Spillexpo, Working Mill... | iPhone