I just shot a king in cold blood. I stole a jeep, drove it to his heavily guarded fort, killed a dozen armed men and then strolled leisurely into his office. I listened to him plead, explaining in great detail why his rule was necessary. He informed me of how his son would undoubtedly hunt me down and avenge him. I listened to it all, every single word, patiently, and then I shot him once in the forehead.
[Written by Sean Kelley, Thunderbolt]