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Submitted by Caligula 564d ago | review

Seduce Me makes sex seem really boring (review)| GamesBeat

Seduce Me is an erotic strategy game that was one of the first removed from Steam Greenlight for violating Valve's regulations on explicit content. That is the most exciting thing about it. (PC, Seduce Me) 25/100

roblef  +   564d ago
Way to call them out on how ridiculous a game like this is.
SybaRat  +   564d ago
Totally shocked it didn't score higher. Seemed like so much potential!
Lifeequals42  +   564d ago
What a classy game.
Sadie2100  +   564d ago
25/100? Why doesn't that surprise me?
davidfca  +   564d ago
on the one hand, it looks like an improvement on the average Japanese porno game.

on the other hand, that is not exactly a high bar to clear.
Bimkoblerutso  +   564d ago
Seriously, people were giving this game WAY more attention than it ever deserved.

It's obviously better than the grammar-deficient flash games out there that all seem to be made by sexually confused 13 year olds, but it's still just poorly written porn...which to be honest, I have no problem with, but apparently the "game" portions just make the experience a total drag.
JeffGrubb  +   564d ago
But how many boners out of 100?
Caligula  +   564d ago
0
ApolloTheBoss  +   564d ago
Really? Not even a wiggle?
CrescentFang  +   564d ago
I think I've seen you in a movie before...
profgerbik  +   564d ago
God if people are talking about this game like it's explicit they have never played Japanese games or been to http://www.hongfire.com/

Just check out http://www.illusion.jp/ just to get an idea what I mean by really explicit games.
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Caligula  +   564d ago
For the sake of people's families (and parents emailing me about pr0n on teh intarwebs) I did not put any of the explicit images in.
CrescentFang  +   564d ago
Woah man, that's like a whole other world... almost no one here is ready for that kind of stuff.
davidfca  +   564d ago
or, alternatively, you could not check that link out at all and perhaps keep your faith in humanity one more day.
2pacalypsenow  +   564d ago
yYou mean porn look really boring?
tarbis  +   563d ago
Just play some Japanese Flash or Doujinshi games than try to torture yourselves with this.

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