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Submitted by Caligula 597d ago | review

Seduce Me makes sex seem really boring (review)| GamesBeat

Seduce Me is an erotic strategy game that was one of the first removed from Steam Greenlight for violating Valve's regulations on explicit content. That is the most exciting thing about it. (PC, Seduce Me) 25/100

roblef  +   597d ago
Way to call them out on how ridiculous a game like this is.
SybaRat  +   597d ago
Totally shocked it didn't score higher. Seemed like so much potential!
Lifeequals42  +   597d ago
What a classy game.
Sadie2100  +   597d ago
25/100? Why doesn't that surprise me?
davidfca  +   597d ago
on the one hand, it looks like an improvement on the average Japanese porno game.

on the other hand, that is not exactly a high bar to clear.
Bimkoblerutso  +   597d ago
Seriously, people were giving this game WAY more attention than it ever deserved.

It's obviously better than the grammar-deficient flash games out there that all seem to be made by sexually confused 13 year olds, but it's still just poorly written porn...which to be honest, I have no problem with, but apparently the "game" portions just make the experience a total drag.
JeffGrubb  +   597d ago
But how many boners out of 100?
Caligula  +   597d ago
0
ApolloTheBoss  +   597d ago
Really? Not even a wiggle?
CrescentFang  +   597d ago
I think I've seen you in a movie before...
profgerbik  +   597d ago
God if people are talking about this game like it's explicit they have never played Japanese games or been to http://www.hongfire.com/

Just check out http://www.illusion.jp/ just to get an idea what I mean by really explicit games.
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Caligula  +   597d ago
For the sake of people's families (and parents emailing me about pr0n on teh intarwebs) I did not put any of the explicit images in.
CrescentFang  +   597d ago
Woah man, that's like a whole other world... almost no one here is ready for that kind of stuff.
davidfca  +   596d ago
or, alternatively, you could not check that link out at all and perhaps keep your faith in humanity one more day.
2pacalypsenow  +   597d ago
yYou mean porn look really boring?
tarbis  +   596d ago
Just play some Japanese Flash or Doujinshi games than try to torture yourselves with this.

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