Yeah, woo! It’s 2013! Everything is new and exciting and futuristic. And that resolution you made to stop eating bacon by the barrow-load and go to the gym after work every day is going to pan out perfectly. Except it isn’t really, because you have to play Grand Theft Auto V and BioShock Infinite and Aliens: Colonial Marines and God of War: Ascension and Dead Space 3 and Crysis 3, don’t you? And maybe, just maybe, a good game will come out for the WiiU too.