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Submitted by PaPa-Slam 714d ago | article

Flat Is Boring: Far Cry 3′s Topographical Success

Platform Nation: West Texas is an interesting region. It’s very much full of amazing things like the Guadalupe Mountains, the Monahans Sandhills, and Caprock Canyons. The problem is that they are pretty much Mewtwo-levels of rarity. They are Loch Ness sprinkles on a very flat and boring sundae. Unless you are into arid climates, pumpjacks, and massive irrigation equipment, there’s just about enough to keep you interested for a grand total of four seconds (which, coincidentally, is the amount of time it takes the average person to realize regret). (Far Cry 3, PC, PS3, Xbox 360)

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