90°
Submitted by Pozzle 968d ago | opinion piece

2013 Video Games that Should Allow Parents to Put Out Hits on Their Game Playing Kids

Egotastic: If you haven't seen this splendid Kotaku story about the guy who hired online thugs to beat his son in online video games, you're missing out. Say what you want, but I believe this should become a thing that people do in all video games across the board. The option to hire good players to thrash annoying players (payback time, racist pigs!) you meet online is the final piece of the puzzle we've been missing as online games turn into the Wild West. Bounty hunters, bitches.

That got me to thinking how games, whether we're talking sports titles, online shooters or RPGS, should better accommodate this function. I'm not sure if the dad in the story above paid real money to real life dudes directly and then sent them to their computers to do the job, but a streamlined, perhaps Paypal-driven solution along with a video game that supports all of this should be just around the corner. In the meantime check out this gallery of games that should accommodate this whole hired-gun-in-video-game thing. (Gears of War Judgment, God of War: Ascension, Hitman: Absolution, PC, PS3, Xbox 360)

WeAreLegion  +   968d ago
The title is too long. That is why you aren't getting hits and/or comments on this one.

Add comment

You need to be registered to add comments. Register here or login
Remember
New stories
30°

What It's Like To Play Final Fantasy VI For The First Time

28m ago - Kotaku: Last night I started playing Final Fantasy VI, a video game about suplexing locomotives.... | Retro
30°

Don't Press A to Not Die in Shenmue 2

57m ago - In the latest of his Shenmue 2 adventures, deadpan protagonist Ryo goes to the barber shop for a... | Xbox 360
Ad

Check What PC Games are Coming Out in August

Now - At Releases.com you can check release dates for PC games. Visit now and start tracking the games you plan to buy. | Promoted post
40°

The Rant is Go: Mighty No. 9 (The Ride Never Ends)

59m ago - A lot of us back­ers are feel­ing burned by Mighty No 9 and most peo­ple don’t know why. Here’s t... | PC
30°

Tomb Raiding to the top

1h ago - GE writes: "Don’t tell my wife but I have a bit on the side. She’s very strong minded! Fearless i... | Culture
40°

Intro to Ys

1h ago - GE writes: "Hey, you, the person that likes your JRPGS. Tell me, could you guess the game series... | Culture