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The Wii U Will Be 2013's Greatest Sex Machine

CheatCC writes:

I know it seems a little strange to use the words sex and Nintendo in the same sentence, unless you're writing something like "Nintendo consoles will keep you from having sex." And even though that may still be true, their newest system has a distinctly more adult focus.

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Ezz20131362d ago (Edited 1362d ago )

"The Wii U Will Be 2013's Greatest Sex Machine"
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legend9111362d ago

Works for me either way!

perdie1362d ago (Edited 1362d ago )

wherever it fits dude ;) and even in some places where it doesn't fit, if you know what I'm saying...

showtimefolks1362d ago

who is this half girl naked with article? she looks like a pornstar

lol

VonBraunschweigg1362d ago

Pornactress, a pornstar would have the Wii mote all the way up there.

metroid321362d ago

Wii U is the best console going forward.

bozebo1362d ago (Edited 1362d ago )

If they make a Pokémon MMO... so much epicness would ensue. They wouldn't launch it until the console sells at a profit though, because many people would mostly play it and not much else on the system, I don't think the market conditions are right for it having a subscription fee either. 3rd party publishers probably don't want them to make one, unfortunately they do have some pressure in the console industry.

But, but.... Pokédex on the controller!

Anyway, obviously it's the best console going forward if you are only comparing it to the 360 and PS3. But everyone is pretty sure Sony or MS's next offering (or both) will be way better.

2pacalypsenow1362d ago

Yeah until Ps4 and the Next xbox are announced

H4all1362d ago

The story of article din't good as his title.. -_____-

EddieNX 1362d ago

My wiiu can be a sex machine ? YEH!!!

momthemeatloaf1362d ago

I guess u gotta find some use out of it

EddieNX 1362d ago

That's what the playstation move was for.....

People never actually played games with that thing...

Machioto1362d ago (Edited 1362d ago )

@kingoftrolls Guess you've missed the ign spoof the move doesn't,look like a sex toy.

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