CheatCC writes:
I know it seems a little strange to use the words sex and Nintendo in the same sentence, unless you're writing something like "Nintendo consoles will keep you from having sex." And even though that may still be true, their newest system has a distinctly more adult focus.
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But, but.... Pokédex on the controller!
Anyway, obviously it's the best console going forward if you are only comparing it to the 360 and PS3. But everyone is pretty sure Sony or MS's next offering (or both) will be way better.
People never actually played games with that thing...
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'You can watch whatever you like on the TV now we have a wii U darling, I will just take the wii U pad upstairs so the sound doesn't disturb you, there is a new app i would like to look at'
I think they meant that
The Wii U will be 2013's greatest MASTURBATION machine.
Just because you will be able to stream porn on your WiiU gamepad doesn't mean your having sex, it means your masturbating in a very strange way.
what if they used the augmented reality function to make a hot woman magically dance/strip in your living room when you look at the control pad. she could even get on your lap :O
But to the topic, we dont need sugardvd or whatever its called. there is a hub of porn (hint hint) that works just fine from the browser as is. Why get seperate app for that? We see how the youtube thing is working already
When the parents will know there's a porn risk on the system they won't buy it for their kids, pokemon or not.
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I hope Nintendo and WiiU bombs soon, very soon.
I'll wait till the console ends its lifecycle and then buy it cheap to play the generational Zelda game. Ninty is good for *something*
You can like what you want.
Of all the stuff released exclusively on Nintendo systems I liked 4 games: Donkey Kong Country, Super Metroid, Secret Of Mana and Battletoads.
No Pikmin, no Mario, no Zelda...and I didn't like the revolutions they brought into gaming.
From the Gameboy to the Wii to the WiiU
As if there isn't enough free porn around as it is. Only morons pay for something as cheap and lowly as pornography anyway. Seriously...
Yea let's pay people to do basic things like shit, piss, eat, have sex, sleep and takes showers ect.. The world we live in is beyond retarded.. Is there a word that is above retarded?
A bunch of kids mainly all who will really care about this aren't wasting their money on porn, they have a computer I am sure that can easily access that for free and most people have laptops so no.. The Wii U is not special because it can go in your bathroom.. Who the hell has to masturbate in a bathroom anyway other than a kid hiding from his parents?
What kind of example does this set? Considering the main majority of Wii U owners are still mostly kids and under aged teens..
Hell my phone has full flash, I could watch porn on that if I wanted to also.. The Wii U's gamepad screen would suck for that anyway, it isn't the greatest screen to use for viewing media just isn't..
Who came up with this idea Reggie? Wouldn't be surprising with the pathetic business tactics he uses on the regular basis..