The Wii U Will Be 2013's Greatest Sex Machine

CheatCC writes:

I know it seems a little strange to use the words sex and Nintendo in the same sentence, unless you're writing something like "Nintendo consoles will keep you from having sex." And even though that may still be true, their newest system has a distinctly more adult focus.

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Ezz20131804d ago (Edited 1804d ago )

"The Wii U Will Be 2013's Greatest Sex Machine"

legend9111804d ago

Works for me either way!

perdie1804d ago (Edited 1804d ago )

wherever it fits dude ;) and even in some places where it doesn't fit, if you know what I'm saying...

showtimefolks1804d ago

who is this half girl naked with article? she looks like a pornstar


VonBraunschweigg1803d ago

Pornactress, a pornstar would have the Wii mote all the way up there.

metroid321804d ago

Wii U is the best console going forward.

bozebo1804d ago (Edited 1804d ago )

If they make a Pokémon MMO... so much epicness would ensue. They wouldn't launch it until the console sells at a profit though, because many people would mostly play it and not much else on the system, I don't think the market conditions are right for it having a subscription fee either. 3rd party publishers probably don't want them to make one, unfortunately they do have some pressure in the console industry.

But, but.... Pokédex on the controller!

Anyway, obviously it's the best console going forward if you are only comparing it to the 360 and PS3. But everyone is pretty sure Sony or MS's next offering (or both) will be way better.

2pacalypsenow1804d ago

Yeah until Ps4 and the Next xbox are announced

H4all1804d ago

The story of article din't good as his title.. -_____-

EddieNX 1804d ago

My wiiu can be a sex machine ? YEH!!!

XboxInnovation1804d ago

I guess u gotta find some use out of it

EddieNX 1804d ago

That's what the playstation move was for.....

People never actually played games with that thing...

Machioto1804d ago (Edited 1804d ago )

@kingoftrolls Guess you've missed the ign spoof the move doesn't,look like a sex toy.

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