"Vibrant pastel colors. Goofy, effervescent charm. A fat, squishy puff-ball wearing a sumo diaper. At first glance, Crashmo appears innocent enough, lowering my guard with its bright cartoon characters and ridiculously cutesy intro. Within the first ten minutes of play, I found myself shouting the most vile swear words at my 3DS on a public train. And yet, even as I was battered, bruised, defeated at every turn, I kept coming back for more."