Submitted by Pozzle 1023d ago | news

$355 Will Get You Your Very Own Giant Mortal Kombat Femme Fatale

Next year, Pop Culture Shock will be releasing this Mortal Kombat statue based on Kitana.

Priced at $355, and due in Q2, it's an enormous 20" tall. There's also a limited edition version available for an extra $10, but seeing her face... it's weird. Nothankyou. (Mortal Kombat, PS3, Xbox 360)

OneAboveAll  +   1023d ago
Or you could get a real woman for free...
Whitefeather  +   1023d ago
Realistically speaking this stature is cheaper than keeping a real woman. Not even mentioning if she were to get pregnant lol I don't think that statue can do that.
prototypeknuckles  +   1023d ago
lmao, its so true
roadkillers  +   1023d ago
I don't know if I'd wanna try... have you seen those fans at work?

guitarded77  +   1023d ago
I don't know where you got that idea from... women are expensive, and that's just if you're dating. Once you get married, you just hand over your paycheck and hope you get to buy some cool stuff every once in awhile. Oh, the crazy things we do for love.
SilentNegotiator  +   1023d ago

You ain't neva had a woman!
Norrison  +   1023d ago
A real woman would cost you more than $355, specially if she's just looking for money.
Bolts  +   1022d ago
A real women could cost you your pride, your dignity and maybe even your soul too.
Lord_Sloth  +   1022d ago
Not to mention ridiculous amounts of cash for jewelry and gifts.
NiteX  +   1022d ago
I was wondering what happen to my soul and pride!
ATi_Elite  +   1022d ago
"355$ could get you at least 2 100$ hookers dressed in kitana costumes and still have enough for fast food"

I laughed so hard after reading this on the Kotaku thread on this article!

Nice post sir!
deathsarm  +   1022d ago
i'm a married man and i can say without any doubt that a woman will cost you a lot more than 355 ...i know what i'm talking about trust me your life means 0 to them...
prototypeknuckles  +   1023d ago
I like kitana and all but i could care less for her so ill pass now had it been my fav Jade or Mileena then i may consider it.
GreenRanger  +   1023d ago
Your very own giant Mortal Kombat femme fatale...
The look on your mothers' face when you come in the front door with it...
There are some things money can't buy, dignity is one of them.
mt  +   1022d ago
so you still live with your mother ?
Dark11  +   1023d ago
Looks really great , but $355 is too much.
just get a Vita or Wii U if you want to spend that much.
josephayal  +   1023d ago
dam looks like The gold prices today are so high, anyway nice statue
AzaziL  +   1023d ago
20" inches is not a giant, love the sensationalist headline The Su.. I mean kotaku...
Soldierone  +   1023d ago
Giant? I was thinking at least somewhat life size. For that price you can get a real statue with real detail from a real statue artist.... And it will rise in price within a year of having it.

The detail on this one looks horrible.
DragonKnight  +   1023d ago
Seriously, what the hell is up with all the Kraptaku articles and why are people approving this garbage?

Story Quality: WTF?!
Like this website: No.
Omnislash  +   1023d ago
pop culture shock makes great figures but they got a pretty price on them...
Not just that but when they selll out of their website, they sell on ebay for triple the amount, its pretty ridiculous and its pretty bad for figure collectors.
DivineAssault  +   1022d ago
That statue is BAD ASS if u ask me.. Not worth the money tho.. $60 & id get on for my desk
KontryBoy706  +   1022d ago
you could get 2 hookers for less wearing the same costumes. you could have Kitana and Jade... you could have Mileena she was the hottest... but that face. whew
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