Ciaran Utting Writes: I don't have any real friends. You know, one's you can trust. I'm kind of angry at the world, but can't assign blame to anyone in particular. Maybe some corporations or something, like McDonald's. Except I do like cheeseburgers. Still, I have to express my rage somehow, and I better go down in history for it. Rather than talk to my loving parents, or seek professional help, I'm taking the easy way out, and I'm taking innocent people with me. I plan to commit mass murder. I'm also a 'gamer'.
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They grow up so fast...*teary eyes*
1-get some pokeballs and go to the zoo maybe capture some bears, tiger, eagles, spiders, lions, and screw it ill get a horse
2-im going to india to look for a dagger that can control time, no one will fuck with me then
3-im going to hire a hedgehog and a bandicoot to troll all the scientist in the world
4-lastly im gonna kill some gods and demons and turn them into weapons like an electric guitar, or a giant 200lb mallet
yea world domination, XD
1- I would capture the gods and demons in the Pokeballs and release them into say, a shopping mall.
2- In lieu of a dagger, I would find alien blueprints and build a Crucible in space. On said Crucible an AI will appear and will strangely take the form of a child you saw once in your life. This Crucible will give you three clear cut choices (destroy gods running rampant in mall, become one of the gods or allow the gods to continue rampage).
3- Learn the language of the dragons and shout people to death.
4- Rig Megaton to blow. Negative karma, but I'll gain it back by giving money to the church in Rivet City.
5- Use my 1337 skills from COD to master real life weapons, because we all know COD is a combat simulator. Really, I'm wondering why the military doesn't use it, it worked out for Anders Brevik.