SuicideGirl gamer of the week: Brewin Suicide

This week's SuicideGirl gamer of the week is Brewin. She is a beautiful brunette that likes racers, puzzle games, and talking trash online. Examiner spoke with her about her experiences gaming and she also shares a great holiday gift idea for that girl gamer you know.

[Jaunty]

Damn

[MultiConsoleGamer]

Suicide girls make me want to kill myself. Too many tatoos, smoker faces and bodies that have never seen a gym. And so many of them are butch, really butch.

[-Gespenst-]

Yeah, there's always something a just little bit off about them, just a little bit dodgy.

[esemce]

That's the whole point they are not perfect barbie dolls but punk rock trash pussy!

[konnerbllb]

The tattoo's aren't really a dealbreaker for me, but looking at her face, yeah you can tell she's smoked for years.

hmm it looks like google does turn up some nude pics. Her parents would be proud.. I guess.

[mrkeith]

that girl on Pawn Star's was a SuicideGirl though. She is somewhat cute.

[konnerbllb]

@mrkeith Didn't know that, but yeah she did have something wrong with her face too from what I remember. The smoking/drug effect seems common in suicide girls.

[cleft5]

Normally I agree with you, but this women doesn't have a bad photo. She is seriously good looking. A lot of the Suicide Girl do look off, but the only thing that makes her fit the Suicide Girls is her tattoos. Honestly, she should get that stuff removed and just model professionally minus the gimmick. She is the real deal, looks wise.

[Bimkoblerutso]

"If you could pick one game as your all-time favorite, just one, what would it be and why?

Crash Bandicoot, hands down! It was the first game I ever had and I still love it. I'm 22 now and I still haven't been able to get past the second island."

Thank God this was approved. I would have a lot of trouble finding internet pornography if we didn't get these articles on gaming news site like N4G...

[Zha1tan]

needs to hit the squat rack and acquire dat angus

[momthemeatloaf]

Crash bandicoot, pay attention Sony..

[azazel665]

Yeah don't know why they abandoned that franchise tbh.

[sdozzo]

And once again the thread has gone into the trash. Haha I love it.

[enkeixpress]

She's pretty.. I like her :)

[Spitonyourgrave]

She's never completed a single game in her life.
Shouldn't there at least be a criteria to be filled in order to be nominated?

[IWentBrokeForGaming]

All these dudes in here dogging her... I wonder what the dudes look like that are talking all that trash!

Probably the typical generic gamer stereotype

[cleft5]

I couldn't agree with you more. Seems so silly to try and trash talk a woman because she looks good and plays games. You would think some of these guys would be happy about that. But they know the truth, that they would never have a chance with a woman like this.

I am not saying I do either, but at least I am not a bitter asshole about it.

[Rockefellow]

No one here is really "talking trash," save one or two people; they're offering their opinion on how she looks, which is totally fair.

Some people get turned off by tattoos or faces that look like they've seen six decades of smoking in half the time. Even disgustingly obese basement dwellers have their own opinion of beauty, which might clash against yours.

She is subjectively good looking, though I can totally see why even abhorrent, obese basement dwellers would think she's not, just like every single other suicide girl.