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Submitted by PixelitisBlog 925d ago | opinion piece

Pixelitis Picks: Whoopie-worthy videogame music

(Editor’s note: This week’s feature is meant to be silly. If this story does ends up between the sheets, remember that the Pixelitis staff condones safe sex.)

"Awwww yeah. The temperature is low, the holiday decorations are up and you’re snuggled next to your main squeeze next to the fireplace. Conditions are perfect for a little happy fun time for the two of you.

All the pieces have been set. The candles have been strategically placed around the room, the rug has been cleaned and you both have a blanket wrapped around you. All you need now is some tunes to take this perfect coital situation to the next level.

That’s where we come in. In the spirit of the season, we’re helping you share a little bit of lovin’ with some primo videogame music that’s sure to get you and your loved one going. Some choices are obvious, others are a little obscure but we guarantee* they will work 90 percent of the time, all the time."

- Pixelitis Staff (3DS, Culture, Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King, L.A. Noire, Metal Gear Solid 3 HD, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Metal Gear Solid 3D: Snake Eater, PC, PS Vita, PS2, PS3, Xbox 360)

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