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Submitted by jaggernaut25 871d ago | opinion piece

Don’t Date Game Vixen of The Week: Poison Ivy

"Many a gamer has fantasized about their favorite video game babe and the wonderful sweet digital love that could be made with them. While perusing the many forums around the web I have found that some go as far as thinking that many of these femme fatales would make excellent girlfriends or wives. There are plenty of sites on the net that offer up the sexiest and most desirable of a plentiful stock of game vixens, but only us here at PSUni have the balls of steel to tell you how it is, and what bad babes to avoid.

Our first vixen to avoid: Poison Ivy!" (Batman: Arkham City, Culture)

EdgarNygma  +   871d ago
I'd still date her.
BanBrother  +   871d ago
Lol your The Riddler!! Of course you would.

OT: It was funny how in Arkham Asylum they drew attention to her ass, and while fighting her, she made moans that sounded like orgasms. It was Waaaay to obvious how they tried to make it sexual.

PS: Dat ass!
InTheLab  +   871d ago
every time Batman fights her in the comics, its sexual. Google Batman The Widening Gyre. Batman lets her off the hook as much as Catwoman. We know he is tapping Catwoman...hes gotta be nailing her friend too.
rbailey  +   871d ago
Good article and a good choice. I won't date her.. but I'd definitely hit and run lol
League_of_Draven  +   871d ago
I would aloe all over her face.
CalvinKlein  +   871d ago
haha uma thurman from that crappy batman movie was in my spank bank when I was little for sure. I was always like, 'If I was batman or robin I'd still bang her and then say that the plant pheromones were still making me do it so they wouldnt think I was bad for doing it."
Muffins1223  +   870d ago
I dont have a ps3 dumb shit...just because i said halo 4 had a glitch launch compared to halo 3 and halo reach dosent mean im a fanboy you dumb shit....just because its a reason that dosent support xbox game dose not mean im a fanboy dumb shit.....at most it means im a fanboy to bungie games dumb shit and "dumbshit" is one word....dumb shit...(owned)
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BanBrother  +   870d ago
@Calvin

"haha uma thurman from that crappy batman movie was in my spank bank when I was little for sure."

Now, it is mostly Michael J. Fox ;)

@Muffins1223

....................The Asylum is that way. The...(wait for it) ARKHAM ASYLUM!!!

Probably trying to act crazy so you can get in there and bang Ivy. Little do you know she is fictional.
kingPoS  +   871d ago
Ahhh!!! it burns and itches. She musta had some sorta condition.

lol
pandehz  +   871d ago
Bahahah was thinking the same

Shes been goin around a lot

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