Army of Two is the epitome of no-brainer videogame design. A pair of load mouthed cod pieces go waging far against thousands of indiscriminate foes in a bid to save the world, all the while shouting about their homoerotic passion for one another’s acts of violence. It’s a gungho action flick about to utterly forgettable gun racks blowing stuff up and fist-bumping their way through third-world countries and celebrating as they destroy the culture of these distant civilisations. Army of Two gets away with this because, frankly, there’s a demand for it, and while it may not show the videogames industry in the best light it’s surely no more harmful that another nonsensical Jason Statham action movie.
sounds like the author is the one with "homoerotic passions".
and it's "TWO utterly forgettable gun racks" not "to utterly forgettable gun racks".
you are the epitome of no-brainer blogging.