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Submitted by PandaMcBearface 578d ago | opinion piece

Top 5 Female gaming characters that are strangely attractive

A selection of 5 female characters that you thought were hot but would never mention in polite company. (Culture)

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Choc_Salties  +   578d ago
I don't know, I like big butts and i cannot lie, but I would have liked some Lara Croft in there too, the older variations
PandaMcBearface  +   578d ago
I found 8-bit strippers from Duke Nukem, if we talking older :P
Choc_Salties  +   578d ago
thats 16-bit to you, woman! "Shake it baby!" , "You wanna dance?"
Septic  +   578d ago
A pretty good list for me apart from:

1) Sarah Kerrigan of Starcraft- especially after Dwight from The Office dressed up as her

http://1.2.3.10/bmi/d2tq98m...

2) Liara- I'd replace her with Miranda Lawson, because, real men know it's all about dat ass (real men also know its all about real women lol). Also, I just wouldn't be able to shake the feeling that I'm making love to a large smurf.
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bosbvok  +   578d ago
ROFL! I remember those *blush*
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Blaze929  +   578d ago
There's nothing strange about being attracted to big ass tittays. /SamJacksonVoice
chillhomie  +   578d ago
Only thing about Lara Croft is she isn't "strangely" attractive.
CommonSense  +   577d ago
exactly. otherwise, Miranda from ME would beat Liara.

Speaking of Miranda. Anyone else realize that the super hot blonde chic from this season of Dexter is Miranda?
Lvl_up_gamer  +   577d ago
LOL @ commonsense

Dude I researched that the moment Miranda was introduced in ME2.

Miranda is my #1 female character in all of gaming. Used to be Lara Croft. Lets see how the new younger and more...."energetic" Lara is portrayed, she could very well take the #1 spot once again on my favorite female character of all time list.
ATi_Elite  +   577d ago
I would risk getting my head chewed off for a Hot Night with Sarah Kerrigan!
FanboyPunisher  +   577d ago
starcraft 2 is trash!

They make them look attractive to boost sales IMO.
bosbvok  +   578d ago
OH dang, busted. I'm in love with Harley Quinn
azshorty2003  +   578d ago
Agreed. Don't know what it is, but she if verrry fine. Especially in the B:AC costume.
SilentNegotiator  +   577d ago
If you're into the Britanny Spears type, I guess.
TheRealSpy  +   577d ago
She's a dude!

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KangarooSam  +   578d ago
Show me them tatas!
blackbirdi  +   578d ago
ivy is the hotest woman in video games
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Darrius Cole  +   578d ago
She's not even the hottest woman in Soul Calibur. ( Hello, Sophie and Taki)

I don't want to say Ivy is not video-game chick hot, but number one in all of gaming. I don't know about that.
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blackbirdi  +   578d ago
for my taste she is
Nerdmaster  +   577d ago
No, she isn't. They make her breasts look like overinflated baloons. It's not sexy at all.

Well, I guess that's what gamers actually like: a woman with almost no clothes with gigantic and disproportional breasts...
-GametimeUK-  +   578d ago
Quelaag from Dark Souls... yum :-)
TemplarDante  +   578d ago
She's yum and all...
until when she lays those evil spider eggs in your back.

@Septic
Ashley Williams > Miranda Lawson
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as for Liara being like a smurf..
Smurfette is kinda hot.. #justsayin
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InTheLab  +   578d ago
Ashley from ME3 appears to have had some cosmetic surgery that went wrong.

Miranda has a man face but a sweet dumper which is the exact opposite of the woman she's based off.

Ashley from ME1 > Miranda
SilentNegotiator  +   577d ago
I just killed her this week.

"Weirdest boner ahead"
TemplarDante  +   578d ago
I think Rosemary from MGS 2, MGS 4 would make me :) :D :) :D All Night Long... in an articulate and intelligent way ofcourse... okay. Mostly ;)

Edit: Harley Quinn is the sexiest on the list. She's hot. Is she worth sleeping with one eye open as she might stab you while you're asleep?
ummm.. yeah. :P
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perfectCarbonara  +   578d ago
I'd do Kerrigan Zerg or human. But preferably Zerg.
legionsoup  +   578d ago
Princess Toadstool
Hicken  +   577d ago
+ Because you used her real name.
Tzunoy  +   578d ago
Zee biatches from god of war. That spartan sure knows how to party.
InTheLab  +   578d ago
Strangley attractive? ok..

Sylvanas Windrunner (World of Warcraft)- Everything in wow looks dated and blocky...and for a dead girl...a dead elf girl...always thought Sylvanas was nice.

Poison Ivy (Batman AC)- Not the best representation of Ivy I've seen (google Poison Ivy Widening Gyre...great book also) but it will do. Oh...and that fountain below her...yeah...

Shahdee (Prince of Persia WW)- Everyone loved the hot woman in the red dress but me? It's all about Shadee and that ass of her's. She the woman in black that forgot to wear pants.

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Dms2012  +   578d ago
The Ivy rendering is the worst I have ever seen.
Darrius Cole  +   578d ago
I read this and thought, "How can this be considered strangely attractive? All of these characters were obviously drawn to appear sexy in the eyes of men, even that bat/spider looking woman from StarCraft. "

But then I saw that it was written by a woman and suddenly I understand it. As I was telling another female poster the other day. There is a simple formula for what men find attractive.

Keep the weight off + Attempt to look pretty = You are hot enough to make men dumber when you are around.

Being in a video game or on TV has nothing to do with it.

P.S.

All men, especially a man young enough to be playing a video game, would do all those video game women if it was possible and he had no fear of punishment. Fear of his wife or girlfriend may stop him, or fear God or fear of losing his social position may stop him, but the fact that she is a blue alien or has spider legs growing out of her back is not going slow him down.
DivineAssault  +   578d ago
Theres nothing strange about Ivy being attractive.. A hot British bitch wearing skimpy hooker clothes, big tits, n a whip? umm ya, thats bad ass..
JohnApocalypse  +   578d ago
Mileena is number 1 on my list
Sketchy_Galore  +   578d ago
....Clementine?

/joke joke joke joke joke.
Kingthrash360  +   578d ago
Awwww not Clem..... Smh
PhoenixRising37  +   578d ago
all harley has going for her is her boobs. everything else about her is annoying as hell.
GraveLord  +   578d ago
Fat Princess. Love them curves.
techrave  +   578d ago
You and me both.
kesvalk  +   578d ago
where is Hanako from katawa shoujo?
Bobby Kotex  +   578d ago
I guess video game characters are hot to children and adult virgins.
specialguest  +   578d ago
MmMmm... Poison from Final Fight.

.........huh?..........what?! ?......she's a he???? Oh god no......
BlackWolf  +   578d ago
That's a painful experience for me...
Ben_Grimm  +   578d ago
Well in all fairness each one of these girls sport a bikini, well toned body and at least a C/D cup size chest. Isn't too hard to find attractiveness with those qualities.
sjaakiejj  +   578d ago
The only one on that list I actually find attractive is Liara, and Cortana is passable. The rest I don't find attractive at all...
specialguest  +   578d ago
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Conzul  +   578d ago
Celene from Supcom FA
TemplarDante  +   578d ago
No one said Lara Croft
helghast102  +   578d ago
Babbys first "odd" attractions.
TotalSynthesisX  +   578d ago
Liara. <3
sitharrefus  +   578d ago
Samus enough said!
SactoGamer  +   578d ago
No Krystal?
Lord_Sloth  +   578d ago
I never found any1 on that list attractive in truth. Strangely attractive would imply that the attraction cannot be explained.

Honestly like Tali from Mass Effect. Nobody even knew what the hell she looked like but she garnered so many fanboys flocking to her every whim! She could have been scaly for all they knew!

As for the posts above. There's nothing strange about liking Lara Croft or Samus or anybody like that since they're designed to look like attractive women with sculpted bodies to begin with.
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