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Submitted by Lavalamp 943d ago | review

Lego Lord of the Rings Review | The Guardian

The Guardian: "Traveller's Tales works considerable acrobatic feats within the Lego games template with Tolkien's work – which proves ideal source material for another game of this sort, with the requisite range of characters, tasks and, crucially, mystical world. The more ambitious surrounding artifice may alienate much younger players, while the lack of quest lists with which to track your progress will frustrate older, more seasoned virtual adventurers. This is a less focused game than the most recent Lego Harry Potter game, then, thoughtfully assembled but ultimately failing to rule them all." (LEGO Lord of the Rings, PS3, Xbox 360) 3/5

thorstein  +   943d ago
Your Random Review of Lego Lord of the Rings for the [Insert Game System.] is trite. It is a poor example of critique. Your comments are wonky and your analysis is tacked on. It would be even more cliched had I not had to grind through all of the tacked on, random hype of your prowess as a reviewer. And since you have written a review before, it certainly doesn't live up to the standards previously set by your review of [insert other game title] for [insert favorite gaming system.]
I give your review a 0.13.
The Good: It was in English, barely.
The Bad: Cliched Terminology should be avoided like the plague.
The Ugly: Putting your photoshopped picture next to your review doesn't make you less of a tool.

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