Our long national nightmare is over as Tyler finally rejoins Joe and Malcolm for this week’s Firmware Update. There’s not much news, but Joe still manages to yell about things he likes and dislikes. Par for the course, then.
Talking points: Assassin’s Creed III still sucks; Irwin R. Schyster: The Return; Deathstroke? More like DeathBORE; Gears of War given to Japanese meth heads; Black Friday sales figures; the dumbest possible reason to buy a Wii U; Persona 4 Golden is the best Vita game; CM Punk vs. the Boston Celtics; Shenmue boardwalk; Mass Effect 4; episodic games; Vita vs. mobile; cryin’ like a baby; butt stuff with video games.