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Submitted by Pozzle 601d ago | opinion piece

Is Nintendo Becoming More Sexual?

CheatCC: Ever since their creation, most of Nintendo's characters have existed in a non-sexual universe where babies obviously exist (e.g. baby Yoshi), but they seem to just appear without any nudity on their parents' part.

And this is how it should be.

In fact, the next person who tries to convince me that Princess Peach looks hot in her Mario Tennis outfit is going to get reported to the authorities. Princess Peach is adorable in the same way that pandas are adorable, not in the same way that Megan Fox is adorable.

But with Nintendo trying to reel hardcore gamers back into the fold using the Wii U, it's starting to look like they might begin to rethink their marketing and game design with the same kind of adult focus. And, even though most Nintendo characters live in a sex-free universe, there are several that could easily increase Nintendo's sex appeal. (3DS, Bayonetta 2, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, Metroid, Nintendo, Perfect Dark Zero 2, Wii U)

brian1985FM  +   601d ago
Peach Volleyball anyone?
legend911  +   601d ago
I don't see any complaints. Lolol. But I know Metroid was always this way, so that's fine.
brian1985FM  +   601d ago
obviously one of the many playable Nintendo Vixens. xD
selenabryan62   601d ago | Spam
CalvinKlein  +   601d ago
Part of their deal with tecmo for NG 3 on WiiU was to license their Boob bouncing engine for then next games with peach in them like smash brothers.

Above at spam. WHO the F@CK is Patrick?
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starcb26  +   601d ago
Jadedz  +   601d ago
They tried it with Metroid: Other M
Voice overs, Decent looking graphics, Fmvs.

M:OM was Nintendo's attempt at making a ''mature themed'' title for the core fanbase (it didn't workout so well).
ylwzx3  +   601d ago
Yes, they tried to advance on me.
deep_fried_bum_cake  +   601d ago
(Looks at creeper avatar) I bet you loved it.
Instigator  +   601d ago
I am officially out of things to read about.
Jinkies  +   601d ago
PICTURE REGGIE IN A SEXY BIKKINI OUTFIT

Picture it

Picture it

PICTURE IT

...

Urgh you pictured it :)

Let that sink it for a minutes
DarkBlood  +   601d ago
with the picture of almost revealing underboobs of velma your post is super ineffective lol
SilentNegotiator  +   601d ago
I got to picture Velma taking her top off AND Reggie in a Bikini at the same time. Thank you, Jinkies. My fantasies have been fulfilled.
animegamingnerd  +   601d ago
damn you jinkies
SandwichHammock  +   601d ago
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Bimkoblerutso  +   601d ago
And now picture him staring into your eyes while wearing it:

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daclynk  +   601d ago
what dimension are you stake in.
Hicken  +   601d ago
Stake?
Unlimax  +   601d ago
WHO SAID STEAK (⓿益⓿) !?

http://youtu.be/w7lj9qI8VFc...

ヾ⎝◉Д◉⎠ノ STEAK STEAK STEAK STEAK STEAK STEAK STEAK STEAK STEAK STEAK ~
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guitarded77  +   601d ago
@Unlimax

I'll bubble you up just for digging through a 30 minute video to find a 5 second clip.

On topic: Now I want some steaks. Seriously daclynk... what the hell are you talking about?
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josephayal  +   601d ago
Gamepad + web browser nuff said
1upgamer99  +   601d ago
GREAT, MARIO AND ZELDA? Is that not Illegal?
jc48573  +   601d ago
isn't that a good thing?
taquito  +   601d ago
kirby always makes me horny
pixelsword  +   601d ago
*Vomits out kidneys*

OH GAWD!

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