Online retailer, Rockstar Warehouse, today revealed their pre-order bonus for the upcoming Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 video game, “Grand Theft Auto 5.”
This will no doubt sound stupid, but what is the significance of KIFFLOM and 'THE TRACT IS NOT YET WRITTEN'?
I didn't know either, but I looked it up and found that there is a religious cult in GTA called Epsilon. Their deity is "Kifflom" and they follow twelve rules such as "Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak." lol Also, from the Wiki page: "Their site contains a page about the Tract, which is expected to hold the truth about Epsilon. However, the site states that the tract has not yet been written."
In GTA SanAndreas there was a fake cult that basically made fun of Scientology. The cult is back in GTA V
Is it just me or is a nerdy T-shirt lame? I'll pass. Be honest, would you wear it in public?
I would, I dont care what people think my favorite shirt is my dragonball shirt with kid goku, kurrin, bulma and Yamcha. B*tches love dragonball I dont think I will pre order though is that is all it is
Seriously? lol. I love DBZ as much as the next guy, but my shame level is... Over 9000!! lol.
sorry.. had to do it.
About the shirt... Um, a shirt saying GTA V wouldve been better.
hah... well, I work with an idiot who has a dragonball tattoo from his shoulder to his elbow... I gotta say , it's the dumbest tattoo I have ever seen.
bitches love dragonball ........ LMAO! Thats a good one ...
I Literally couldn't give a damn what anybody thinks.
Yes, yes you could.
It's not a good deal to me either. People want in game experiences. Wearing a GTA shirt is kind of meaningless. People will be like, awh that's alright I guess. But give you something you can use in the game... Now we are talking something really useful. Like say a bigger crib, a special ride. Some extra side missions, etc, etc.
On the plus side you know for a fact this isn't taken out of the game. Sometimes the pre-order "Bonus" is something that so easily could have just been put in as unlockable..
It was cool when FFVII came out when I was in middle school! 1997 that Cloud shirt was so cool! It was like wearing a nerd banner...awesome.
A t-shirt? Pass.
Yeah, T-Shirts could easily be recreated, so it's not much novelty.
It's funny how people attack Rockstar for having a lame offer to pre-order, would you prefer if they cut story missions to make some of them pre-order bonuses? I don't think so, it's not Rockstar's fault they are not greedy bastards like Activision and EA, i'm going to pre-order GTA V because i know for a fact i won't find a single copy on release, this game will break every single sales record and i'm willing to bet my house on that.
Meh, I wish it was something cooler.
i just want a "2013 Calendar" instead of a shirt.... i could count down the days until i bought GTA V.
^ calender is a great idea.
wow how lackluster lol
Oh God, a fail offer.... I really hope this game lives up to the GTA name. Because IV didn't.
This shit is wack af still getting the game by the way
Already Preorder it from here solely for the release day free usps shipping I could care less about the T-shirt though lol.
A shirt would be a good preorder bonus if it wasn't as lame as this one.
It's not a t shirt it's a billboard! Free advertising!!
this sucks, I thought it'd be for retailers. Who wants to wait for online postage for this game. (Not that the t-shirt a good preorder bonus or anything)
Should have been a cluckin bell shirt ... wtf is Kifflom?
Glad i already ordered from Tesco at £30. And no shitty t-shirt for me :)
Collector edition please im waiting.......
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